February 2nd, 1985

Japanese Letter Text:

週刊読売 へんしゅう部 え
あんたら えろう ひつこいな
いままでの つきあい あるさかい へんじ かいたる
せやけど おもろない ことぎょうさん かいとったな
わしら わる やで 男やで 三うらなんかと くらべんといてや
あんなもん ドサまわりのだいこん役者や ないか
音なの かす みたいな もんと いっしょに されたら めいわくや
あふりかに おくれ ゆうたのは わしらえの れいの 金の ことや
なんぼ おくったか はっきり かくんやで
ぜにも ださんで 手記かけゆうの むしよすぎるで
かるたの つづき おしえたろ
新春けいさつかるた
た たのしいかい かい人あいての おにごっこ
ち ちにうえて こしのけいぼう よなきする
つ つくづくと ちょう戦状みて はらがたつ
て てがみかく 21面相 ええ男
と となりぐみ あってくれたら ありがたい
な なにくわぬ 顔でいらいら 金沢くん
に にんげんか おにかあくまか 21面相
ぬ ぬけポリス しりぬけかごぬけ あたまぬけ
ね ねてはゆめ おきてはうつつの ノイローゼ
の のんきもの はよつかまえんかいと どなられる
は はらがたつ だれかてきとおに たいほせえ
ひ ひはい者の 市民がよろこぶ ちょう戦状
ふ ふるえるな わしらはけいかん つよいんや
へ ヘルメット それゆけつっこめ 機動隊
ほ ほんまはな 警察がっこうに かえりたい
つ次は 丸大の 手記 かこう おもてる
かい人21面相

English Translation:

To editorial department of Weekly Yomiuri
You are annoying. We were working together for some time so I will reply to you. We wrote a lot of interesting things. We are the bad guys. We are men. Don’t try comparing us to Miura. That guy’s acting is poor. Being compared to trash is annoying. We told you to send money to Africa. Write exactly how much you sent. You don’t pay but still you tell us to write a diary. That’s no good. We will tell you the continuation of the card game.
It’s a new years police card.
Ta is tanoshii (fun) playing tag with Monster
Chi is chiniueru (starving for blood) with police baton crying at night.
Tsu is tsukuzuku (deeply) no matter how many times I see challenge I get annoyed.
Te is tegamikaku (writing letter) Monster with 21 faces is a handsome man.
To is tonarigumi (neighborhood association) I want to meet them.
Na is nanikuwanu (to put on an innocent face) but in reality Kanazawa-kun is annoyed.
Ni is ningen (human) or is it a demon Monster with 21 faces.
Nu is nukeporisu (lacking police) forgets about everything, runs away, foolish.
Ne is nete (sleep) is dream, when you get up reality comes, you are neurosis.
No is nonki (thoughtless) how about catching us already? You’ll get scolded.
Ha is haragatatsu (get annoyed) whoever is ok, just catch us already.
Hi is higaisha (victim) people will be happy seeing the challenge.
Fu is fururuna (shaking) We are the strong police so we don’t shake in fear .
He is herumetto (helmet) let’s go riot police.
Ho is honma (really) They want to go back to police school.
Monster with 21 faces